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I know this is going to come as a shock to some of you, but the police be lying. 

We’ve told y’all this before. More than once, in fact. It appears that no matter how many times we provide examples of how corrupt, inept, and just plain evil law enforcement (and those masquerading as law enforcement while wearing masks, driving unmarked cars without license plates, and kidnapping innocent people off of our city streets absolutely unchecked) can be, some will die on the hill of “back the blue” or “protect the blue” or “blue lives matter” or whatever other dumb slogan y’all come up with to show your undying allegiance to people who would shoot you too if you got on their bad side.